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#119 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> >The mastodon.sdf.org database is being upgraded. This will take a bit of time. Thank you for your support and patience. Please check back soon.
<tejr> Calm yo tits kline, no Andrew Lee under the Mastodon bed
<kline> its more that it went down for DB upgrades for 5h
<tejr> Oh
<kline> thats not right
<tejr> Where's their IRC again, I will find
<ShadowM00n> "hi yeah did prince lee hijack your database"
<tejr> "no this isnt kline again, it's uh, jline"
<kline> gline
<tejr> "IM NOT PARANOID YOU ARE"
#118 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<vitorhugo> OHOHOHOOOOOOOOOHH I'M IN THE ZONE
<vitorhugo> I'M BEING SO PRODUCTIVE
<vitorhugo> I'M GONNA FUCKING COOOOOM!
#117 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<Dwarf> I'm using splunk
<kline> thats a toilet noise
#116 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> It makes me think of an old test of Piaget's about theory-of-mind
<tejr> https://sqt.wtf/~tejr/share/dolls-point-of-view.jpg  # "Describe what the doll sees"
<tejr> Children below a certain age typically say what *they* see
<tejr> They don't develop the understanding of others' perspectives until a certain point of mental development
<DiffieHellman> The doll doesn't see anything as it doesn't have eyes.
<tejr> It should be amazing to me how thoroughly you have missed the point of this exercise, but it isn't
#115 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<HugeFag> tejr, you'd read up too if someone could have to slice open your eyeball
<tejr> ;(
<tejr> .(
#114 +6 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<sumac> look im gonna tell u how to get any gril
<sumac> go to subway and get a drink cup and ask them to fill it with ranch, they usually will
<tejr> ok and then what
<sumac> soak your dick in it for 2-3 days and then ask a girl you like "hey do you like ranch"
<sumac> then if she does
<sumac> tell her "well i have a ranch flavored cock"
<sumac> it only works if she likes ranch though
<tejr> what if she doesn't
<tejr> what do you say then
<sumac> not my problem
#113 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<DiffieHellman> The GPL is what gives free software its strength.
<chewbubblegum> BSD/MIT is better
<DiffieHellman> BSD/MIT licences are cuck licences.
<chewbubblegum> you only wish they were, you know deep down BSD/MIT are perfection
<DiffieHellman> You give away your code for free, just to have it end up in the freshest piece of proprietary malware.
<DiffieHellman> Having the freedom to take away others freedom is not perfection.
<chewbubblegum> so because I grew this own gene specific tomato, every tomato after that has to be the same and or given away for free?
<chewbubblegum> perfect logic
<DiffieHellman> You fail to grasp what the GPL actually says.
…
<Dwarf> you know
<Dwarf> some days I feel like I'm really autistic
<Dwarf> Then I visit #sqt and I feel so neurotypical
<tejr> If you ree too long into the abyss, the abyss rees back at you
<Dwarf> If autism is a spectrum, #sqt would be the end station
A passerine bird sitting on a tree branch is in the midst of an explanation of a technical topic.  β€œSo BGP is a little fiddly, but it works if y—”  It is interrupted by someone shouting β€œ>PROPRIETARY MALWARE”.  The interrupting party is revealed as a dim-looking corvid bird.  β€œtejr, How do I send a patch?” it demands.  β€œBSD IS A CUCK LICENSE BSD IS A CUCK OS”, it continues.  The passerine bird looks at it irritably.
A typical day in #sqt.
#112 0 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> Welcome to #sqt: rated "R", for "retarded"
#111 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kyrio> That's how those apprentices can grease 30 zerks on a machine that's only got but 20.
<kyrio> >In the saltwater marine mech world if its shiney and moves apply grease, if it doesn't move apply more.
<kyrio> >Who amongst us hasn't had their grease gun prematurely discharge whilst poking around the incorrect orifice?
<kyrio> >First time finding the hole is rough
<kyrio> >Quick on the trigger he is, don't imagine he cares much, as he looks to be done.
<Cyan> you live an interesting life kyrio
#110 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<sumac> who's the emacs cat in here
<tejr> winny is the man of whom you speak
<sumac> why is it always winny
<kline> more like losey
#109 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<izabera> My new Polish book is all in Polish
#108 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> CTech can't cook, only serve virtual beers, charge they phone, make hot webshit and lie
#107 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<Dwarf> Aliexpress is chinese ebay
<izabera> it's just a random place for cheap chink shit
<Dwarf> >chink
<Dwarf> that's fucking racist
<izabera> thanks
<pocketroid> it's ching chong time!!!1
-!- Dwarf [Dwarf@unaffiliated/dwarf] has left #sqt ["fucking racists"]
#106 0 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<CTech> this channel has changed me a lot :x
#105 +7 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kyrio> i'm very accepting
#104 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kline> Gnu isn't unix
<kline> wia,t fuck
#103 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<ShadowM00n> I'll stick with my perfectly readable and concise version that doesn't require a whole module then
<tejr> ShadowM00n met Buddha on the road and killed him
* DiffieHellman met Budda on the road and told him to "Install Gentoo".
#102 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kill-animals> I love animals
#101 +6 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<izabera> https://fglt.nl/guides/picking-a-distro.html just pick one jesus christ
<HugeFag> izabera: Big words from someone who can't pick a gender
#100 +12 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<Wotac> debian is the universal distro
<ProtoMan> let me post the ascii  # bait.png
<ShadowM00n> ProtoMan: you'll get kicked again
<ProtoMan> he's not even trying to hide it!
-!- mode/#sqt [+o tejr] by ChanServ
<izabera> ban ban ban
<@tejr> Don't try it
<ProtoMan> *tejr cocks gun*
<@tejr> It's over ProtoMan, I have the high ground
<ProtoMan> k back to anime
…
-!- mode/#sqt [-o tejr] by ChanServ
<ProtoMan>  __________          ____________________________
<ProtoMan> |          |        |                            |
<ProtoMan> | <-- Cock |        | Fresh water 1/4 mile ----> |
<ProtoMan> |__________|        |____________________________|
<ProtoMan>      ||                           ||
<ProtoMan>      ||                           ||
<ProtoMan>   \_o___
<ProtoMan>    _/  /\_    ____
<ProtoMan>     tejr          \
<ProtoMan>                    \
-!- mode/#sqt [+o tejr] by ChanServ
-!- ProtoMan was kicked from #sqt by tejr [ProtoMan]
#98 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<meltingwax> the real problem is that the language wasn't made by a handsome dutch man...
<tejr> Or an American Dad https://sqt.wtf/~tejr/share/larry.png
<meltingwax> larry wall? now there's a pedophile if i've seen one
<tejr> You shut your whore mouth
#97 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tyil> tfw sam wants to travel
<tyil> but I don't
<tyil> she finds literaly non-existing locations to go to
<tejr> Join us again in an hour for more samcv-is-bad updates from tyil
<tyil> nigga I can complain about literally everyone for an infinite amount oftime
<tejr> OK
<tejr> Complain about tyil
<tejr> Go
<tyil> autistic faggot tbh
#96 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kyrio> a place i worked at had a palestinian security guard, a young guy
<kyrio> i think he didn't like jews for some reason
<kline> glad you got on well
#95 -4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> Cheer up kyrio , you've got another one rising through the ranks now too https://qdb.sqt.wtf/?93
<DiffieHellman> 100% erect.
<kyrio> i noticed
<kyrio> it won't be long
#94 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<DiffieHellman> I would watch korone, but live2D is proprietary software and watching would support that.
<tejr> yfw DiffieHellman reverse-engineers Live2D and releases it under AGPL
<tejr> And every sweaty nerd in the world becomes a Hololive girl
<ShadowM00n> maybe proprietary software isn't so bad
#93 +6 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kyrio> let's all start a hosting service called BigNode with slogan "It's a big node... for you"
#92 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> https://sqt.wtf/~tejr/share/pleasure-card.jpg
<kline> tejr, good colouring
<tejr> That's bone
<tejr> The lettering is something called "cillian rail"
<kline> its very cool, richard, but thats nothing
<kline> https://sqt.wtf/~tejr/share/cathedral-and-bazaar.jpg
<kline> look at this
<tejr> That... is really nice.
<tejr> kline: How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
<tejr> (I can't believe that kline prefers Richard Stallman's card to mine.)
<kline> eggshell, with romalian type
<kline> what do you think?
* tejr begins shaking
<tejr> Impressive
<tejr> Very nice
<tejr> L... let's see Linus Torvalds' card
<kline> https://sqt.wtf/~tejr/share/torvalds-relax.png
<tejr> look at that subtle lily-white ethnicity
<tejr> the tasteful thiccness of him
<tejr> oh my god
<tejr> it even has a hurtful remark
<kline> something wrong tejr ?
<kline> youre sweating
* tejr drops software license on table
#91 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<meltingwax> backups are for people who don't have a strong relationship with christ
<meltingwax> back in WWII there were no back ups... if you got shot on the battlefield you didn't "git revert" your way back to life...
#90 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<meltingwax> green 4chan text.... onion links.... do you think i'm an idiot...
<tejr> Well
<tejr> You *are* in here
<tejr> It does increase the odds somewhat
<meltingwax> P(idiot|#sqt) > P(idiot)
#89 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> >J7A28uJ8JGiLJrEhpFxbSQidAI2BYPZv05opbAMOQTlpmVU92EcILPl4UrLiUghB0
<tejr> wtf
<kline> tejr, thank u for ure password
<tejr> kline: Yeah I found it and fortunately it's an easily-cycled one
<tejr> Gotta be more careful
* tejr accidentally pastes his furry roleplay
<Wotac> i thought you just hacked my account since that's also my first pet's name
<tejr> It looks a bit short for a Finnish word
#88 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
-!- Guest807 is now known as CT-
-!- CT- [~CT@95.179.203.246] has quit [Changing host]
-!- CT- [~CT@unaffiliated/computertech] has joined #sqt
<kline> CT-, consider using sasl
<kline> CT-, http://wiki.androirc.com/nickserv_sasl
<tejr> kline: Don't bother, he's just going to wake up in two hours and be like this:
<tejr> <CT-> O.o
<tejr> * CT- hands kline a beer
<tejr> <CT-> :D
<CT-> :p
<CT-> [21:07] (kline) CT-, consider using sasl  << will go do that now, thanks kline :)
<tejr> ahaha
<tejr> Reverse psychology: successful
<tejr> We love you CT-
<CT-> gay
#87 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<winny> I love everyone even you guys
#86 +4 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kyrio> i use debian as well
<kyrio> debian 5
<kyrio> i use debian 5 because i have software that hasn't been updated and won't work with debian 10
<kyrio> or 9, 8, 7, 6
<kyrio> i get emails once in a while from my isp telling me that i'm spamming
<kyrio> i don't understand why, i haven't eaten spam in decades
<kyrio> also how does my isp know i'm spamming, did they put cameras in my house??
<kyrio> i should look into this
<kyrio> anyway
<kyrio> it's software that only runs on the version of apache that debian 5 uses
<kyrio> so the software produces a contact form which sends a message to the calculator i modified to work as a pager
<kyrio> and people on the world wide web can send me messages to my pager
<kyrio> i enjoy seeing the nice messages
<kyrio> sometimes they aren't that nice and that can ruin my day ;_;
<kyrio> but then i remember all of the good messages and eventually another nice messages comes in and i feel a brightness in my future
#84 -1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tyil> we're all people, no matter where we were born
#83 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> BORN TO MERGE / GIT IS A FUCK / Branch Em All 1991 / I am Merkle man / 1,138,752 COMMITS PARSED
#82 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> I don't actually know exactly what's wrong with sqtbot still, but I have more information than last time
<tejr> Let's see how he does over the next couple days
<tejr> sqtbot: Stay with us bro
<sqtbot> tejr: Bro don't call shell shit so I stay quiet because I have with python's tooling now.
<tejr> I feel you buddy
<winny> sqtbot: GIT GUD
<sqtbot> winny: BORN TO MERGE / GIT IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD.
<winny> lmfao
<tejr> ahaha
<tejr> sqtbot: Nice meme
<sqtbot> tejr: I am meme man.
#81 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<winny> leonardus; how's your debian
<β€’leonardus> winny: haven't really touched it recently
<winny> nice
u should touch it with asbestos mitts
#80 -2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> i have been writing vim plugins
<tejr> help!!
<+ShadowM00n> and lo', he happen'd upon a vision
<tejr> sir i perceive by this editor in my hand that i am condemned to configure and thence write plugins and i find myself afraid to do the former and unable to do the latter
<+ShadowM00n> why not willing to configure, since this editor is attended to by so many options?
<tejr> because i fear this ad-hoc, byzantine scripting language will sink me lower than the grave, and i shall fall into Topkek
#79 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<kline> the other thing ive not got working yet is the fingerprint reader for memes
<winny> can it read your dick though
<tejr> "No, not your little finger"
<kyrio> i added my cock head to my fingerprint reader
<kyrio> the very tip of it
<winny> wow u srs
<kyrio> yeah the only way you're unlocking my phone is if you out yourself as a cock fondling faggot
#78 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<karthyk> can u pic
<ShadowM00n> no
<ShadowM00n> not sure what you'd expect to see anyway. it's a monitor.
<karthyk> jeez whatever terrorist
<ShadowM00n> don't you have a toilet witch to exorcise
<karthyk> >so insecure the he cant even send a pic of hes monitor
<ShadowM00n> I can literally hear the accent
#75 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tyil> two people on work slack are having an autism showdown
<tyil> I'm not even one of them
#73 +2 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<samcv> if i was a producer. the second you said "oh i'm going to be playing multiple characters. one of them is my own sister in the movie"
<samcv> i'd tell sandler to get out of my office
<tejr> samcv this implies you'd give adam sandler a chance at first
<samcv> no i would
<samcv> just so i could try and tell him critical tips
<samcv> like whether the script needs to be burned or not
<ShadowM00n> that is pretty critical
<tejr> /topic adam sandler: possibility for redemption by samcv. stay tuned
<tejr> "look, adam sandler, i'm trying to HELP you"
<tejr> samcv has tears of compassion in her eyes
<tejr> "please, please adam sandler"
<tejr> "stop making bad movies"
<samcv> "no adam sandler, this movie is shit." adam sandler: "well, what if i get al pacino and katie holms? and 4 other famous people?" no adam sandler. that will still not make the script any better
<tejr> "no, adam sandler. that will not help your movie be good, adam sandler"
<samcv> "what if i get sponsorship from pepto bismol and duncan donuts to subsidise some of the cost?" no adam sandler. that will make the movie even worse
<tejr> you're just not getting it adam sandler
#72 -1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> samcv if an adam sandler movie had donald trump in it
<tejr> would it make it worse
<tejr> or better
<samcv> tejr, better
<samcv> since donald trump is not named adam sandler
<tejr> you heard it here first folks
<tejr> adam sandler: worse than donald trump
<samcv> tejr, trump wasn't too bad in home alone
<samcv> but not being adam sandler is pretty low bar
<tejr> ahah he was on screen for like 5 seconds
<tejr> "still better than an adam sandler movie"
#71 -1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<samcv> tejr, would you rather be adam sandler. or yourself
<samcv> on one hand you'd be a millionare. on the other hand you'd be adam sandler
#70 +1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<samcv> let's all go back to insulting adam sandler
<samcv> tejr, you hate adam sandler right
<tejr> oh boy
<tejr> here we go
<samcv> tejr, you didn't answer
<tejr> what's *your* opinion on adam sandler, samcv
<samcv> he makes me angry. he does so many terrible movies. and he's not actually a bad actor but he doesn't care
<samcv> if he gets offered any movie i bet he fucking takes it
<samcv> "oh this movie sounds terrible. but you'll give me a million dollars? ok"
<samcv> "oh you want me to play both a male and female character. which as we know 99% of movies that do that are shit. ok"
<tejr> i see, i see
<tejr> what would you say is the worst thing about adam sandler?
<samcv> i already said
<samcv> i bet i could make an anti-adam sandler movie but if i gave him a million dollars he'd do it
<samcv> he'd play all 8 characters
<samcv> tejr, i googled "most hated actors" clicked the first link (to be unbiased)
<samcv> and adam sadler is #3
<samcv> #1 is bill cosby so that's a bit of a cheap shot
<tejr> so what i'm reading from you here is that you don't like adam sandler
<tejr> would you say that's accurate?
<samcv> yes
#69 -1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> ahaha area 51
<tejr> the adam sandler vault
<tejr> "now ms mcvey, you understand that what you've just been given clearance for could cause cultural destruction of the united states if it were to leave these premises"
<tejr> "yes general. but fuck adam sandler. i hate him so much and i need to see all his movies because of it"
#68 -1 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<samcv> fucking adam sandler
<samcv> fuck i hate him mother fucker
<samcv> i watched the netflix original that had him
<samcv> it was like all his other movies idk what i thought was gonna be different
<samcv> but i was less happy afterward
<samcv> just loaded up netflix and it showed me an ad for a new movie. and as soon as i spotted him i got pissed
#67 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> Whenever I feel like I might be autistic, I just talk to DigitalHandcuffs for a bit, and then I feel better
<DigitalHandcuffs> Well, am I'm not autistic, if you feel that you are less autistic than me, then of course you aren't autistic.
<tejr> You're not?
<DigitalHandcuffs> Yes, I did an autism test a few years back, turned up negative.
<tejr> Maybe it overflowed
#66 +6 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> ~$ whois gay
<tejr> No whois server is known for this kind of object.
<tejr> aw
<DiffieHellman> whois gay resolves for me
<ShadowM00n> to localhost?
#65 +3 πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ž
<tejr> You can't fool me, samcv
<tejr> I know tyil doesn't sleep.  He just meditates about POSIX and/or racism, hovering an inch above the ground
<samcv> tejr, or the intersection of those
<samcv> posix racism
<tejr> If there were such a thing, tyil would adamantly insist it was the only valid racism
<tejr> And harshly criticise anyone who was racist in a non-standard way
<samcv> he's racist against non-posix
<samcv> and everyone else is racist against posix
<tyil> posix racism at least works everywhere
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